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What are the ways to ruin your GD?
If you are hell bent upon ruining your GD we provide with some useful tips:
- Start shouting right from the beginning. This way you can make sure that
no one gets a chance to speak anything.
- Also, you should make sure that if someone else also shouts, you should
make aggressive and threatening gestures. A fist can be useful.
- Keep changing your stand continuously.
- Always contradict what others have to say.
- Maintain a sardonic smile on your face throughout the GD.
- This way you will be able to tell the examiners that you are much superior
to the other members of the group.
- Ask some other members of the group to shut up.
- Use your pet words like “ Yaar etc. This will lend a touch of ethnic
elegance to the whole affair.
- Laugh loudly and heartily. This shows that you are jolly person.
- Point out the errors of others and make fun of them.
- Keep yawning from time to time.
- Maintain a blank look on your face.
- Keep gossiping to other participants, with no intention whatsoever of
joining the actual discussion.
- Keep talking half in Hindi and half in English. That will really project
you as a multilingual person.
- Keep wildly gesticulating to the Moderator about the so-called unhelpful
attitude of other persons in the group. Express total helplessness.
- Keep throwing up your hands in wild despair, and sincerely hope and pray
that the moderator will show someone a red card.
- Sit arrogantly, and place your hands on a chair other than your own.
- Start talking at around the same time that others are doing so. Do not
wait for a natural pause.
- Make dirty remarks on the dress sense of others.
- Make sarcastic remarks on the intellectual capabilities of other persons.
- Make useful references to your 'thirty years of experience'. People are
dying to hear the same.
- Assure everyone right at the beginning that they can't do better than you.
- Make sure that all the examples and the sayings that you have memorized
are actually stated by you. It is secondary whether this is relevant to the
discussion. If necessary, close your eyes and ears.
- Make obscene remarks on our national leaders, our country and on certain
castes, and hope to get away with it.
- Always take the most extreme stand in any topic, even at the risking of
being alone.
- Make obscene jokes and expect the moderator to nod in agreement. Chuckle
away heartily.
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